Dog Tricks

Type a command such as jump or dance and watch him perform.  He's not programmed for every command possible.  Try various commands and click the "submit" button.

Chief - The Early Years

It hasn't gotten much better.

Random Act of Kindness

I was downtown Phoenix the other day and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read, "I miss Chicago."

So I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the tires and left a note that read, "I hope this helps!"

We Don't Need No Stinking Guns - Use Sissors

Big Sis says "is your workplace getting shot up by a crazed gunman?  No problem - just grab a pair of scissors and fight back."

No shit, that's what DHS recommends.  Because, God-forbid, they don't want you to have a gun to defend yourself with against an assailant with a gun.

If the scissors don't work, call 911 and the cops will take care of it.  Hopefully; there's some survivors when they get there.

Wonder if the ATF endorsed this absolutely astute advice.

Two Roosters Don't Make a Chicken

Okay, I personally don't believe that homosexuality is a lifestyle choice, I think it is a condition, albiet an abnormal condition and no one should be persecuted for it, providing they conduct themselves properly in public.  

But, stop trying to blow smoke up my butt and tell me it's perfectly normal, or something to be proud of, or that gays have the right to marry a same sex partner.  This is as perverted as a 40 year old Muslim man being permitted to marry an 8 year old girl, or a 1 year old goat.

This is all simply part of the liberal goal of breaking down an ordered society.

How Did American Fascists Come To Be Called Liberals

Have you ever tried to reason with a liberal?  Don't, you can ignore them, if you can, or you can assault them.

And why are they called liberals?

Here is Websters online definition:
1 the quality or state of being liberal 

a often capitalized : a movement in modern Protestantism emphasizing intellectual liberty and the spiritual and ethical content of Christianity
b : a theory in economics emphasizing individual freedom from restraint and usually based on free competition, the self-regulating market, and the gold standard
c : a political philosophy based on belief in progress, the essential goodness of the human race, and the autonomy of the individual and standing for the protection of political and civil liberties; specifically : such a philosophy that considers government as a crucial instrument for amelioration of social inequities (as those involving race, gender, or class)
Does that sound like any liberal you have ever known, except for the very last sentence?
Here is Websters online definition fascism:

1.  a political philosophy, movement, or regime (as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition

2: a tendency toward or actual exercise of strong autocratic or dictatorial control <early instances of army fascism and brutality — J. W. Aldridge>
Now which of the above definitions most closely resembles the liberals you know?  Yeah, yeah, they aren't nationalists, and they aren't racial supremacists in the traditional sense, but they imply racial supremacy by presuming to be the defenders and custodians of the black race who no longer need such advocacy. 

American liberals are in fact left-wing fascists.  However, this form of fascism is far more dangerous than traditional fascism because of it's ability cloak itself as an altruistic entity defending the rights of minorities, the poor, unions, gays, and religion (as long as its not Christianity), and championing such high-minded sounding, but damaging causes such as multiculturalism, sexual freedom, and freedom of choice.  And thereby gathers support from the good-hearted, but simple-minded (of which, there are many millions, based on the last election).
They won't even consider an alternative perspective.  Oh, they might listen, but they won't seriously think about it, in fact they don't even think for themselves; they get their lead and talking points from their favorite media talking head, or from Whoopi Goldberg on "The View", and that's that.  They don't think, they "feel".  But, ask the average liberal to debate any given issue and they will either spout the latest liberal talking points verbatim, change the subject, or start attacking conservatives.
Liberals use language as a weapon and with the connivance of the leftist media, it is a powerful weapon used to control the agenda and intimidate conservatives.  It's called "political correctness", and it's used to distort issues, obscure or hide the intent of leftist agendas, and direct opinion.  To quote John Hollander :  "The main problem with political correctness is that the concept itself is both irrational and diametrically opposed to the Western notion of free speech."   It doesn't matter that Obama, is the worst President in US history, to say so makes you a bigot.

Here are quotes from Thomas Sowell on the subject of liberals and their favorite themes:

“Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face”

“Liberals seem to assume that, if you don't believe in their particular political solutions, then you don't really care about the people that they claim to want to help”

"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labeled a radical 60 years ago, a liberal 30 years ago and a racist today."

“What "multiculturalism" boils down to is that you can praise any culture in the world except Western culture - and you cannot blame any culture in the world except Western culture”

"The problem isn't that Johnny can't read. The problem isn't even that Johnny can't think. The problem is that Johnny doesn't know what thinking is; he confuses it with feeling."

"The words games of the left — from the mantra of "diversity" to the pieties of "compassion" — are not just games. They are ways of imposing power by evading issues of substance through the use of seductive rhetoric."

“Most people who read "The Communist Manifesto" probably have no idea that it was written by a couple of young men who had never worked a day in their lives, and who nevertheless spoke boldly in the name of "the workers".”

“The assumption that spending more of the taxpayer's money will make things better has survived all kinds of evidence that it has made things worse. The black family- which survived slavery, discrimination, poverty, wars and depressions- began to come apart as the federal government moved in with its well-financed programs to "help."

"The essence of bigotry is denying other people the same free choices you have. Many of those who call themselves environmentalists could more accurately be called green bigots."

I Had Many Drunken Shore Leaves, Glad I Never Wore A Kilt

Ya, What He Said

CNSNews.com:   If you read this column very often you know the frustration and disgust I feel for our government, their profligate spending, their all consuming passion for self-preservation, and the inevitable fall at the end of the ruinous path they seem so determined to force this nation down.
You know I'm deeply concerned about the rapid erosion of personal liberty and our president's cavalier attitude toward the Constitution and consolidation of power into a monolithic central, federal government, a bureaucratic nightmare that makes and enforces the rules, controlling even the administration of health care and the curriculum our children will study in school.
I fear the rampant apathy and lackadaisical work ethic of the entitlement society will become so deeply ingrained in the coming generations that the nanny state policies of this president and others like him who are likely to be elected will gradually drain the wealth and the will of the population until the well is bone dry and the confusion and anger of those who are suddenly left to fend for themselves will overrun the streets of this nation resulting in chaos and bloodshed.
I fear that this nation and this planet are in the midst of a great apostasy, or falling away from belief and faith in God as cults, false prophets and faddish feel-good religions pop up and capture the attention of many.
Even some of the old-line Christian denominations have tried to modernize their doctrine, bending the curve to accept things that are forbidden in the Bible, conveniently ignoring or subverting scriptures that fly in the face of the new age dogma they now embrace.
Anti-Semitism is on the rise around the world and while Islamic fanatics scream about the destruction of the State of Israel, the dominos in the Middle East fall one by one, with only the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan preventing the fulfillment of the ancient biblical prophecy that Jerusalem would be surrounded by armies.
Yes, I am very concerned about Israel. It is not the land of my birth, but when I became a Christian I was grafted into the root of Israel like a wild olive branch grafted on to a full-grown tree. The Bible says that salvation comes to the world through the Jews, the race of people by which the Creator of all mankind chose to reveal Himself to the world, the race into which my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ was born, the land where He would live and die on a cross for our sins.
How could any true Christian not be concerned? ..........more


Guess China Doesn't Have Child Labor Laws

Kerry is SecState Isn't That Special

Well according to The Washington Post  Jane Fonda's bitch and Purple Heart Medal whore John Kerry has been confirmed by the Senate.  I guess no amount of craven conduct, or scandal will impede a liberal from continued political success.

Never Taunt a Muslim with the Words "Bite Me"

Walid Shoebat: By Walid and Theodore Shoebat

In the future, the Egyptian Islamists will not only be conducting systematic violence, but cannibalism against Christians and moderates.
In a recent video interview, one Egyptian scholar exposed the high school curriculum coming from Al-Azhar university, the most reputable of all Islamic schools, showing that it condoned cannibalizing non-Muslims:
We allowed the eating of the flesh of dead humans… under necessary conditions. It [dead human flesh] must not be cooked or grilled to avoid Haram (wrongdoing) …and he can kill a murtadd (apostate) and eat him
The interviewer commented:
The book that is being taught to general high-school students mentions that those who don’t pray can be grilled & then eaten

Read the rest here and watch the following video:

This is nothing new with Satan's Disciples.

You Can Now Major in Orgasms

CampusReform.org:  The University of Minnesota - Twin Cities (UMTC) is set to hold an event this spring designed to help its female undergraduate students achieve more and greater orgasms.

The university’s official online description of the event entitled, “The Female Orgasm,” describes it as open to both male and female students.
“Orgasm aficionados and beginners of all genders are welcome to come learn about everything from multiple orgasms to that mysterious G-spot,” reads the description posted on the school’s official events calendar.
More here.

Wow, what a recruiting tool.

We Don't Need No Stupid Tests

Anti-testing movement’ grows among American teachers

By refusing to administer a district-mandated test to their students, teachers at a Seattle high school have touched off a movement that’s picking up steam by the day.

The Chicago Teachers Union on Monday became the latest to jump on board and express support for the Seattle boycott, announcing a new campaign against “high-stakes standardized testing.”

“I think it’s important for us to go on record about this because we are likely to start seeing a more active anti-testing movement in Chicago,” said union President Karen Lewis.

Teachers at Seattle's Garfield High School have for the past three weeks refused to give their students a standardized test known as the Measures of Academic Progress (MAP) exam, claiming it is fundamentally flawed and takes away from valuable class time.

By doing so, they’ve inspired fellow teachers and union leaders, who are now launching an all-out assault on the MAP and other assessments. Instructors are now being encouraged to boycott the exams and not administer them to students, even if they’re required to by district policy.  ......more here

I don't really know if these tests are valid or not, but the fact that these weenies are protesting them, tells me that they probably are and would highlight what a shitty job the teachers are doing.  After all, it's been the National Teachers Association's (NEA) mission for decades to dumb down and indoctrinate the nation.


What the Hell is Going On

Update: from Gateway Pundit

The sight of Army helicopters and the sound of gunfire created a lot of concern Monday afternoon in one Houston neighborhood.

We received a lot of phones calls, Tweets and Facebook posts from worried neighbors, wondering what was going on.

SkyEye 13 HD was over the south side where at first look, it appeared there was a massive SWAT scene happening.

With military helicopters flying above her southeast Houston neighborhood, Frances Jerrals didn't know what to think.

"When you see this, you think the worst. When you hear this, you think the worst," Jerrals said.
And so, she passed along her concern.

"She told me 'don't come home it sounds like we're in a war zone. Guns, shooting, helicopters flying around the house,'" Isaac Robertson Jr. said.

The U.S. Army along with other agencies took over the old Carnegie Vanguard High School near Scott and Airport. There were armed men in fatigues, plenty of weapons and what many thought were real live rounds
"I felt like I was in a warzone." Jerrals said. "It was nonstop. I was terrified."

Turns out, it was a multi-agency training drill that Jerrals wished would have come with warning.
"They could have done a better job in notifying the neighborhood," Jerrals said.

The Army did not give any details of what the training is for. Some people we spoke to needed no explanation.

"If it's to protect our kids, I'm all for it," neighbor Glenn DeWitt said.

Ok, I've become just a tad paranoid, but why conduct such military exercises within city limits, on public land?  Until now even urban warfare exercises have been confined to military reservations.  Is it training to integrate other Federal agencies and local police departments with military units?  Why would these other agencies be needed in Afghanistan or other foreign combat areas where the military operates?

Ever heard of The Posse Comitatus Act......"it shall not be lawful to employ any part of the Army of the United States, as a posse comitatus, or otherwise, for the purpose of executing the laws, except in such cases and under such circumstances as such employment of said force may be expressly authorized by the Constitution or by act of Congress".  

Has Congress passed such an Act, we haven't heard of?  

Could this become a come scene throughout the country in the future, except its not an exercise, but martial law being enforced?

Now Try Getting Her Programed

Is there a neurologist who can implant a receiver?

Is This Funny or What

Seattle Gun BuyBack Gets JACKED! Turns Into a Damn Gun Show!

DCX Exposed:  Police officers in Seattle, Washington held their first gun buyback program in 20 years this weekend, underneath interstate 5, and soon found that private gun collectors were working the large crowd as little makeshift gun shows began dotting the parking lot and sidewalks. Some even had “cash for guns” signs prominently displayed.

Police stood in awe as gun enthusiasts and collectors waved wads of cash for the guns being held by those standing in line for the buyback program. People that had arrived to trade in their weapons for $100 or $200 BuyBack gift cards($100 for handguns, shotguns and rifles, and $200 for assault weapons) soon realized that gun collectors were there and paying top dollar for collectible firearms. So, as the line for the chump cards got longer and longer people began to jump ship and head over to the dealers.

John Diaz, Seattles Police Chief, wasn’t pleased with the turn of events stating “I’d prefer they wouldn’t sell them,” but admitted it’s perfectly legal for private individuals to buy and sell guns, FOR NOW. Mayor Mike McGinn said at a news conference the private transactions are a loophole that needs to be closed. “There’s no background checks, and some (guns) could be exchanged on the streets that shouldn’t be in circulation.” But Schuyler Taylor, a previous gun retailer attending the event in hopes of buying weapons, asked “Why not offer them cash versus a gift card? I’m still taking the guns off the streets; they’re just going in my safe.” People were reportedly, at one point, jumping out of vehicles whilst sitting in traffic – making on the spot deals with the gun buyers.

But the BuyBack wasn’t a bust. On the contrary – their $80,000 supply of gift cards didn’t last but 2 hours, and by 11:00 am they began attempting to issue IOU’s at which point the entire crowd responded by turning and marching toward the gun dealers, forcing the police officers to pack it up for the day. On one last note of hilarity, the Seattle Police department claims that they will check the buyback guns to see if any were previously stolen and, if so, try to return them to the rightful owners! LOL. Brilliant! In 1992, Seattle police collected more than 1,200 guns in a four-day buyback program. Now the only question is, when will the Seattle Police department stage the next gun show?

Iran's Finest Becomes an Astronaut

Fox News: Iran said Monday it has successfully sent a monkey into space, describing the launch as another step toward Tehran's goal of a manned space flight.

According to a brief report on state TV, the rocket dubbed Pishgam, or Pioneer in Farsi, reached a height of 72 miles. The report gave no other details on the timing or location of the launch, but said the monkey returned to earth safely.

Iran has long said it seeks to send an astronaut into space as part of its ambitious aerospace program, including plans for a new space center announced last year. In 2010, Iran said it launched an Explorer rocket into space carrying a mouse, turtle and worms. The U.S. and its allies worry that technology from the space program could also be used to develop long-range missiles that could potentially be armed with nuclear warheads. Iran denied it seeks atomic weapons and claims it is pursuing nuclear reactors only for energy and medical applications. Iran has announced several successful launches of satellites, dating back to 2005 in a joint project with Russia.

Tehran has not given details of its planned new space facility, but it already has a major satellite launch complex near Semnan, about 125 miles east of Tehran. A satellite monitoring facility is located outside Mahdasht, about 40 miles west of the Iranian capital. Iran says it wants to put its own satellites into orbit to monitor natural disasters in the earthquake-prone nation, improve telecommunications and expand military surveillance in the region.

Mexico Has Some of the World's Toughest Gun Laws

BTW, I do not endorse the solicitation for membership.

Oh Yea He Forgot That Part About Support and Defend..

Barack Obama To Shut Down Southern Air Defense Systems.

Mac Slavo: As the U.S. government continues to expand surveillance and monitoring systems to the tune of hundreds of billions of dollars within the borders of the United States, a recent announcement regarding the country’s southern air defense systems is raising eyebrows.  Read the rest here.


Take it From a Man Who Ought to Know

And then there is this:

The Prepper Who Didn't Make it to the Apocalypse

Hopefully he did make the Darwin List

The Coming Economic Storm

The following rant is only my personal take on the situation.  I'm no economist, in fact I'm not a very educated man, so take it with a grain of salt and reach your own conclusions.

The dust bowl of the 30’s created widespread economic and human devastation through parts of Kansas, Colorado, Texas, and New Mexico. It was caused by drought and government stupidity. The storm just over the horizon will affect the entire country with equal devastation and unheard of misery, but this time it will be caused by government stupidity and a flood, a flood of money, which will have no more value than toilet paper.

Do you know how the money in your wallet came into existence?  Is it like a deed showing ownership of some asset or a certificate, redeemable for something of value?  Nope, it was created out of thin air, or more precisely it came from the ether sphere.  It came about as an electronic credit from the Federal Reserve's computer.  Essentially, when the Treasury needs more money it goes to the Fed and says I need a billion dollars, so the Fed says OK we will loan you a billion dollars in exchange for a promissory note making the citizens responsible for a debt of a billion dollars (called a bond).  The Fed then writes a check for a billion dollars (the Fed writes the check against its own account which has no money or assets) and gives it to the Treasury which then prints up a new billion dollars.  Neat trick right?  The Fed lends assets it does not have and then collects interest from all of us.  Oh, BTW the Federal Reserve is not a government entity, it is a privately owned corporation and is a leech which has been sucking blood out of the country for decades.

Fiat currency (the US dollar) like any commodity is subject to the laws of supply and demand and when there is too much of any commodity, you know what happens. The value decreases. Except this commodity has no intrinsic value; it’s only value is based upon expectation. We think a dollar bill is worth a dollar, so we accept it in trade for something else, but what happens when the public loses confidence in the dollar? Sellers will start demanding other assets like other goods or gold or silver and the dollar collapses. This could be a fairly gradual process or some drastic event could trigger an immediate collapse. What are you going to do when you go to the grocery store and they won’t take your credit card, debit card, check, or even cash?

Obama is spending at a rate never thought of before and much of it is being done without Congressional approval.  Hell, there hasn't even been a budget approved in years.  I don't know why they bother with a budget or debt limit anymore.  It's all meaningless now.  I believe everything Obama  does, from regulations, to debt accumulation is designed for one purpose, and purpose only.....to destroy the economic and military strength of the United States.  I can't fathom his reasons; it may be part of the one-world-order plan, it may be the hatred he adopted from his father against colonial imperialism (some how America is lumped into this category), maybe its his mother's Marxist legacy,  who knows, but its obvious by his actions, policies, rhetoric and the people he surrounds himself with, this is his goal and intention.

Where does the money go?  Look here, and here.  Federal spending is exceeding inflation by 33%, and spending is exacerbating inflation.

Inflation is the government's friend and the citizens' poison.  As the national debt grows, the interest on that debt becomes more and more a burden and a larger percentage of the spending.  Inflation devalues the worth of debt (say you borrowed $1,000 in 2012 and the annual rate of inflation is 10%, then in 2013, the $1000 dollars you borrowed is only worth $900.00, so you are repaying with less valuable dollars).  In the mean time, your $40,000.00 salary will only purchase $36,000.00 dollars worth of goods.  So, let's say your employer gives you a 10% cost-living-raise (when is the last time that happened).  You broke even right?  Wrong, you must now pay a higher, progressive rate of tax and your savings are now worth 10% less.  These numbers may not jive, but the result is more-or-less the same.

The way the government calculates inflation is disingenuous, they don't factor in price increases of everything you must purchase like fuel and food among others things so actual inflation is quite a bit higher than you are told it is.  At the rate the government and the Federal Reserve are pumping money into the economy (quantitative easing), inflation will continue to grow and probably will reach a level called hyperinflation.

 The federal government and the Federal Reserve are pumping huge amounts of currency into the economy, running up huge debts and keeping interest rates at unrealistically low rates. I personally believe the economic collapse and eventual currency collapse has already started in the form of ever-increasing inflation, which will in short order escalate into hyperinflation. It has happened before in other countries in the past. And I'll bet the same people who called certain corporations too big to fail will also say it can't happen here.

Current Federal revenue (taxes) only pays for about 30% of spending.  The rest is debt.  Right now, the debt is running at about one trillion dollars per year.  This is what a trillion dollars in $100 bills looks like.  It's the last image on the page and for scale, that little figure at the front left is a man.

The government won't just suddenly stop paying social security benefits, housing subsidies, issuing food stamps, etc.  But the amount of dollars those benefits will purchase will keep diminishing at an ever increasing rate.  The same food stamps that once purchased a week's worth of food will only purchase three days worth, then one day's worth, then only a loaf of bread.  One government reaction to this might be price controls, but what happens if the food store is losing money on this deal?  They close their doors!  Works the same way with your pay check.

What happens when a spoiled populace can't get the things they have become accustomed to, much less the necessities of life?  Social chaos, rioting, looting, and general mayhem.  It will start in the largest cities like, New York, Atlanta, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, and LA.  But it won't happen in DC.

The Obama administration knows this is coming, in fact they are orchestrating it.  Why do you think the DHS, Security Administration and National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration are driving the cost of ammunition up by buying hundreds of millions of rounds, 7,000 new "assault" rifles, and working so feverishly to disarm the public.

Maybe I'm completely wrong about the scenario I've described.  I hope I am, but afraid I'm not.  There seems to be a lot of other people who agree; the web is full of stuff on the subject, emergency food, and survival goods sales are booming, and there is the TV show 'Preppers'.

 To be on the safe side I think those who have resources should invest in long shelf life food, guns and ammunition, non-power hand tools, fuel, gold and silver, and whatever else you think you might need.

Here are some signs to indicate hyperinflation.


As I was Saying in the "No One is Asking..." below

WASHINGTON – The Obama administration appears to be covering up a gun-running scheme in Benghazi that fell apart when jihadists attacked the U.S. mission there, killing Ambassador Christopher Stevens and three others, charges Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky. Paul said he’s concerned by the “lack of security in advance of the attack, how they responded to the attack and the political coverup after the attack.”

Did They Ask the Women If They Wanted Combat Roles

I can just see some of the reactions when it actually happens.

The Roots of Our Demise

As popular as Franklin Delano Roosevelt was and is, he is largely responsible for the sorry state the United States now finds itself in and the reason we now have a Muslim, anti-American, illegal-alien sitting in the White House.

The so-called progressive liberals now in power and in firm control of the news media, public school system and universities are to a large extent the prodigy of Joseph Stalin and Franklin Roosevelt and the National Education Association (NEA) which is the largest teachers union in the world.

Stalin's secret agents: and why their deeds still matter in the 21st century:

This Says it All


Post Gun Control Hunting

Gun Control - Look at the Results

No One Is Asking The Right Questions

When Congress finally got Ms. Clinton in the hot seat, no one asked the questions that really matter;

1.  What was Ambassador Christopher Stevens really doing in Libya?
2.  Who were the attackers?
3.  What was the real reason security was not increased and why was help not sent?

An astute Congressman who had done his homework might have waited for her less than truthful answers and then refined the questions;

1.  Was Ambassador Stevens really moving US weapons supplied to Libyan rebels from Libya, through Turkey to Syrian rebels despite Obama's statement that we were not arming Syrian rebels?
2.  Were the attackers, in fact not protesters, or even jihadists, but Iranian military or Iranian proxies, bent on stopping the flow of weapons to rebels trying to bring down Iran's ally Bashar al-Assad?
3.  Isn't it because Ambassador Stevens was involved in an illegal covert mission that security was not increased before the attack and US intervention during the attack was never provided?

And one final question Ms. Clinton.  Isn't all of this why the White House stalled, and tap danced, and lied about a video inspired spontaneous protest until the election was over?

Who knows.....she might have cracked and told the truth.