We Don't Need No Stinking Guns - Use Sissors

Big Sis says "is your workplace getting shot up by a crazed gunman?  No problem - just grab a pair of scissors and fight back."

No shit, that's what DHS recommends.  Because, God-forbid, they don't want you to have a gun to defend yourself with against an assailant with a gun.

If the scissors don't work, call 911 and the cops will take care of it.  Hopefully; there's some survivors when they get there.

Wonder if the ATF endorsed this absolutely astute advice.