Are You Disabled or Just Getting a Check
An ailing Libertarian with a humpback walks in, shuffles up to the bar, and asks for a glass of Chianti. Noticing Jesus, the Libertarian orders Him a glass of Chianti too.
A Democrat swaggers in and hollers, "Barkeep, set me up a cold one! Hey is that God's Boy down there?" The bartender nods, so the Democrat orders Him a bottle of beer.
As Jesus gets up to leave, He touches the Republican and says, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Republican jumps up and dances a jig.
Then Jesus touches the Libertarian and says, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Libertarian's humpback straightens, and he does a flip.
Just then the Democrat yells, "Don't touch me! I'm drawing disability!"