DHS

Here's a corrected paragraph from the DHS web site:

"Every day, DHS employees all over the country work to protect bullshit the American public from about a range of threats, including terrorism veterans, natural disasters  christians, cyber attacks home schoolers, and other emergencies conservatives, and disasters law-abiding gun owners. Whether by air, sea, land or in cyberspace, DHS vigilance propaganda over the last ten years helps keep our nation safe mis-informed."