Opening Day in Chicago

Barack and Michelle are at the White Sox baseball game in Chicago on Opening Day.

Sitting in the first row with the Secret Service seated directly behind them, one of the Secret Service agents leans forward and says something to the president.
Barack stares at the agent, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head.

The agent then says “Mr. President, it was a request from the team owner who is a big campaign contributor …and the fans will love it!”

So, Barack shrugs and says “Well, o.k., if it will help my poll numbers...”
He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and drops her right over the wall onto the field.

The crowd goes wild; cheering, applauding, and high-fiving!

 Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent saying, “You were right; I never would have believed that!”

She gets up flailing, kicking, screaming & swearing as players try to control her!

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks what was wrong.

The agent replies, “Sir, what I said was, they wanted you to throw out the first PITCH!

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