I once ranted and raved on a blog called Seaspook's Rants. Since coming ashore I've observed how things work and I've come to the conclusion that we all eventually become Democrats. The honorable, only after death.
Bunch of Yankees touring Austin come across this life-size statue of a very handsome man. As they stand admiring the statue's flawless hair and trendy suit, they turn to the tour guide and ask, "Who sculped this masterpiece? It's almost lifelike." The tour guide drawled around a toothpick, "Darlin', that ain't no statue, that's Gov. Perry. And yeah, he's almost lifelike."
Bunch of Yankees touring Austin come across this life-size statue of a very handsome man. As they stand admiring the statue's flawless hair and trendy suit, they turn to the tour guide and ask, "Who sculped this masterpiece? It's almost lifelike." The tour guide drawled around a toothpick, "Darlin', that ain't no statue, that's Gov. Perry. And yeah, he's almost lifelike."
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