I once ranted and raved on a blog called Seaspook's Rants. Since coming ashore I've observed how things work and I've come to the conclusion that we all eventually become Democrats. The honorable, only after death.
6/02/2013
Michael Douglas - Cunnilingus Caused My Throat Cancer
Now I know women everywhere will refute this absurd assertion, but what if..........
Ah, what-the-hell, gargle with some hydrogen peroxide.
I had head and neck cancer, I blame it on Whisky ,tobacco, unprotected sex, fatty food, too much TV, coffee, beer, wine, Rock and roll ,wild orgies, the 70's ,poor life choices and cosmic rays.---Ray
Still worth it.
ReplyDeleteUnreciprocated fellatio causes homicidal tendencies. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteProbably had more to do with where he was sticking his tounge.
ReplyDeleteI had head and neck cancer, I blame it on Whisky ,tobacco, unprotected sex, fatty food, too much TV, coffee, beer, wine, Rock and roll ,wild orgies, the 70's ,poor life choices and cosmic rays.---Ray
ReplyDeleteGreat post, I just stole it.
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