6/02/2013

Michael Douglas - Cunnilingus Caused My Throat Cancer

Now I know women everywhere will refute this absurd assertion, but what if..........

Ah, what-the-hell, gargle with some hydrogen peroxide.


5 comments:

  1. Unreciprocated fellatio causes homicidal tendencies. Just sayin'.

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  2. Probably had more to do with where he was sticking his tounge.

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  3. I had head and neck cancer, I blame it on Whisky ,tobacco, unprotected sex, fatty food, too much TV, coffee, beer, wine, Rock and roll ,wild orgies, the 70's ,poor life choices and cosmic rays.---Ray

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