I once ranted and raved on a blog called Seaspook's Rants. Since coming ashore I've observed how things work and I've come to the conclusion that we all eventually become Democrats. The honorable, only after death.
Redneck Mouse Trap
5 gal bucket with a gal of RV antifreeze dumped in the bottom, pop bottle with a welding rod thru it and some peanut butter on the middle of the bottle. Lean a board up against the side and it works all year without checking it and no smell.