I once ranted and raved on a blog called Seaspook's Rants. Since coming ashore I've observed how things work and I've come to the conclusion that we all eventually become Democrats. The honorable, only after death.
The "Golden" Years
Dwayne asked Lonnie. "Do you remember that stuff they used to put in our coffee during the war, to make us forget about women?
Lonnie replied "I think you mean salt peter.”
Dwayne. "Yep, that's the stuff. I think it's beginning to work!"