The Spandex Crowd - Road Pests
I was on a road trip in New Mexico last month and we were traveling on a narrow two-lane road with almost no shoulders and there were hundreds of these assholes strung out for miles and miles screwing up motor traffic.
Some of them were riding two or three wide so there was no way to get around them if there was opposing traffic or yellow lines. It was as if they were just daring a motorist to hit them.
We need an energetic entrepreneur to develop and market a device to mount under the hood of motor vehicles which incorporates a very load directional speaker and a recording of a car in a full, screaming skid so you can come up behind these assholes and clear the road.
Don't give me any shit about bicycling on public roads being eco-friendly, or healthy; these people are a menace.