'Independent' Voters Are Either Stupid or Liars

from the email bag:

Which side of the fence are you on?

It's not hard, you may lean one way on some issues and another way on others, but get off the fence and choose a side before it's too late.

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.


  1. I've seen this before in various forms. Of course that does not invalidate its essential truths. And the libs/dems/progs who see it would not appreciate that truth, or else they would scream that it should be censored..............;-)

    OTB MCPO sens

  2. Man, your on a roll, posted......;-)

  3. I'd say that's fair. It kills me to politely listen to people who, when asked what they believe in, cannot say. There really are a lot of herd animals walking around on two legs.