Working the System

Political Correctness can work for you if you know how to misuse it.

Building permit   
I recently applied for a building permit for a new house. It was  going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 9 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

The City Council told me; "Forget it..... AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!"
So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.
Work starts on Monday.

I love this country. It's the Government I'm afraid of.

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