What the New Messiah Bringth

Osalm 23  (King Barrack Version)

Obozo is my Shepherd; I shall not work.

He maketh me to lie down and watch Oprah:

He leadeth me beside the still factories.

He restoreth my bling bling:

He leadeth me in the paths of idleness for Husseins name sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the sharing of the wealth,

I will fear no workfare: For thou art funding me;

Thy gat and thy blade, they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of people who actually produce;

Thou annointest my teeth with gold;Our crack pipes runneth over.

Surely rebates and Earned Income Credits shall follow me all the days of my life,

and I will dwell in the House of the Obozo forever...

Amen!