Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or an Okie?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.    You're walking down a dark street with your wife and two children. Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screaming a terrorist chant, raises the knife, and charges at you... You are carrying a Colt 1911 45 cal. ACP, and you are an expert shot.  you have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

       A Democrat's Answer:

� Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
� By the way what is a Colt 1911 cal. 45?
� Does the man look poor or oppressed?
� Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
� Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
� Could we run away?
� What does my wife think?
� What about the kids?
� Could I possibly swing it like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
� What does the law say about this situation?
� Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
� Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
� Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
� Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
� If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
� Should I call 9-1-1?
� Why is this street so dark?
� We need to raise taxes, and have a paint & weed day,
� and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
� I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
� This is all so confusing! 

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!


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Okie's Answer: 

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
Nine year old daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Seven year old son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You're not taking that to the Taxidermist!