I once ranted and raved on a blog called Seaspook's Rants. Since coming ashore I've observed how things work and I've come to the conclusion that we all eventually become Democrats. The honorable, only after death.
A Muslim wife complains to her husband that all the romance had gone out of their marriage."Remember when you used to carry me up to bed?" she asked. Â Yeah," he replied, "But be fair, you were only eleven at the time!