I once ranted and raved on a blog called Seaspook's Rants. Since coming ashore I've observed how things work and I've come to the conclusion that we all eventually become Democrats. The honorable, only after death.
Detroit police have still not apprehended a master counterfeiter plaguing retailers whose employees cannot discern which bills are fake and which are real. In fact, they don't know what discern means and neither do the police.