Pubic Transportation

The California Highway Patrol in the Los  Angeles area recently found some amusement filling out accident reports in a series of car accidents. As it turned out, drivers  were losing control and running into other vehicles upon seeing a giant  woman's pubis displayed on the front part of an oncoming car.   

   

The  CHP started frantically looking for the dangerous pubis and came upon the tracks of a young hairdresser named Nelly Node. Nelly's passion for the arts made the young woman photograph her own crotch and put the zoomed picture on her Volkswagen Beetle. Nelly decided to use such a shameless method to prepare her college course work in which she analyzed the art of design. The  witty student's idea worked for the college professors.  

   

She was proudly driving her 'pubic beetle' until the CHP arrested the woman. The court ruled that Nelly's car was creating a dangerous situation on the roads. The girl had to paint over her car's hood.   

   

Here's  a picture of her VW before she had to repaint it.