3/28/2013

Are You Disabled or Just Getting a Check

An old Republican walks into a bar, hauls his bad leg over the stool, and asks for a whiskey. "Hey," he says, looking down the bar, "is that Jesus down there?" The bartender nods, so the Irishman orders Jesus one too.

An ailing Libertarian with a humpback walks in, shuffles up to the bar, and asks for a glass of Chianti. Noticing Jesus, the Libertarian orders Him a glass of Chianti too.

A Democrat swaggers in and hollers, "Barkeep, set me up a cold one! Hey is that God's Boy down there?" The bartender nods, so the Democrat orders Him a bottle of beer.

As Jesus gets up to leave, He touches the Republican and says, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Republican jumps up and dances a jig.

Then Jesus touches the Libertarian and says, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Libertarian's humpback straightens, and he does a flip.

Just then the Democrat yells, "Don't touch me! I'm drawing disability!"


GOVT. SPENDS MORE ON DISABILITY THAN FOOD STAMPS, WELFARE COMBINED

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